Spoiler: Warning and OOC stuffShow
Cloud smiled widely as he approached the entrance to the Oreo Keep. His eyes widened as he gazed up at the shimmering door.
"So this is it.. The final boss. Bet the admins are gonna spawn tons of shit on me.. Better get ready."
He opened his inventory, and scrolled through the hundreds of items he's collected throughout his travels. He clicked into the tab labeled "epic lootz" and began to look through the goodies inside. He first double clicked on an icon that depicted a small, purple orb. A small fairy dressed in lingerie popped up in the corner of his inventory, wearing on it the hastily copy-pasted face of KusuKusu.
"You have equipped 'Eye of Pain," it happily chimed, "you have gained a boost of 420 stat points in fire resistance, ice resistance, sickness resistance, pain resistance.."
The scantily clothed Kusu went on for another hour, before Cloud got bored of staring at her and closed the window. He equipped several more items, including the Grominomicon (+1000 Sparkle Points!) and Larion's Notebook (Allowed the user to summon Larion to spew rants at the enemy until they ran away). Last of all, he double clicked on a silver, bloodstained axe. The fairy with the butchered Kusu-face began to describe it.
"You have equipped 'Senpai's Guardian, Fail Sensei, Mahou Torappu Cloud-Kun's Axe of Senpai Defending'. 6843 base attack, +437 magical damage while facing enemies and/or defilers of Senpai's name."
Cloud exited his inventory. Axe in hand, he charged at the large, shimmering door, and slashed at it with his axe. The door easily broke, due to being made out of oreos and dynnerplates.
"Was making the defenses of your fort based off of bad CI memes really a good choice of defense..? God, these admins are such scrubs."
Cloud picked up a piece of that door, and bit into it. He proceeded to mouthgasm.
"These are hella good. Oreo is love, Oreo is life."
He pulled out the 'Watcher-top' laptop, and opened up Minecraft, in order to spam this amazing new CI meme on the forums, and in the OOC channel. Before he got a chance, however, a small whirring sound was heard, followed by a monotone voice.
"Subject 'Grom' is approaching."
Cloud slammed the Watcher-top, and picked up his axe. He turned around to face the hooded britfag. His large, jacked up teeth stuck out from his hood, being the only facial feature visible. He spoke out, in his beautiful voice, "So you've finally came, mate. Let us sit, and drink our tea. Look, I've even set up some nice dynnerplates with the Queen's face on the-"
Cloud screamed at the brit, "No! I have come for revenge!"
Grom, a confused look on his teeth, replied in his godly voice, "Revenge? What have I done to you, you bum diddly dodger?"
Cloud sighed, "Brits don't even say that, what did I tell you-," Cloud pauses, and then begins to speak again, "You probably killed my parents and turned me into a yaoi-demon or something. Is that how backstories work on CI?"
Grom's teeth have an aggravated look, "I suppose that works.. Now, let us fight!"
Cloud begins to laugh maniacally.
"My dear Grommy, there will be no fight, for I have already won!"
Cloud smiles widely as he reveals the trap card under Grom.
"I reveal my trap card, 'Hypnosis'! You are now under my command!"
-To Be Continued-
